This was an anniversary present I don't know how many years ago from Dave. Wind it up and it goes. Perhaps he was trying to tell me something?

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Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT!"
Just Say

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..."  The doctor...

Remembering
Remembering

A friend died last week.  I referred to her as my sister-in-law, even though she was really...

I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!
I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!

Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a...

And Wherever I Go It's Amazing To Know...
And Wherever I Go It's Amazing To Know...

I was a sophomore in high school in 1985.  The 80's were a strange time to grow up. ...